It will be nine years this summer since I walked into the Big Brother (“BB”) house, (the) only to walk out the winner by a 6-1 vote. The one vote that eluded me still makes me roll my eyes when I think about the houseguest (“HG”) who cast it. Nathan. Mr. Golly-I’m-From-Oklahoma. Mr. I-Moved-To-LA-After-BB-To-Become-A-Moviestar-Although-I-Can’t-Read-To-Save-My-Farm. Am… [Read more…]
We got another country jam session in this episode. I didn’t even bother to research whoTF it was but I did manage to capture the “Girl you make my speakers go boom boom, that kind of thing makes a man go mmm-mmm…” lyrics. Does that sound country to you? It sounds like some skeet skeet… [Read more…]
Compared to last week’s premiere, last night’s episode fell way short. Even the voice of Charlotte’s “Scott Wickersham” couldn’t save the episode. I mean, really? I’m giving this show one more episode before pulling the plug. Three episodes is all I’m willing to invest. I’ve got a newborn baby and a runaway pet rabbit and,… [Read more…]
CBS. ABC. Battle of the Acronyms In this corner we have Big Brother… and then there’s “Life in a Glass House“ Life in a Glass House? That’s so looooooooong. It should just be called Glass House. Two words. Will I watch… [Read more…]
I’m gonna give it to you hard and fast and…raw. I vote for Chris Harrison to be replaced as host. His credibility is shot. And with a show such as The Bachelorette, credibility and integrity are paramount in the whole process. Right. So. Let’s discuss this first episode. I’ll do the talking and you can… [Read more…]
My little darling boy, it’s sunny and beautiful out today after days and nights of raining. Rain so often defines the days in Belgium. Belgium is where you were born and where you will grow up Noah. You are blessed to be in a home housed in a country that places healthcare first. With good… [Read more…]
My sweet baby boy, the hours fly by faster every day as you become your own little person. And I’ll tell you now…your own little person is a very particular one. You let out a piercing cry when you want your pamper explosions cleaned up. And you have an anxious whiny cry when you’re waking… [Read more…]
My little wonder Noah, you spend so much of your time still sleeping. You grow when you sleep. When I take you in my arms each time you awake you look healthier and feel heavier than the hours before. You are such a fighter and I know it’s because you want to take on the… [Read more…]
My darling Noah. Your due date was supposed to be May 6th. Tomorrow. But you are already here, fighting sleep in the crib in front of me. You…are…already…here. So tomorrow we will celebrate two things: your original due date and your dad’s early-birthday party. We must celebrate your due date, if only for poops and… [Read more…]
My little Noah, you are inspiring me to write. I want you to know what’s going on in your life right now because you have so completely changed mine. You were born out of love and passion and humor and it’s all on Twitter (you will understand more later). I’m going to use these blogs… [Read more…]
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