Jun Dishes

Dear @Danthebbfan:

I won’t go into too much detail as to “why” I make my choices for fear that this blog will turn into a novel.

I have so many fav and non-favs, this will be fun to have to choose just one of each from each season.

So I’ve decided to choose a set of least fav/fav THEN (while I was watching) and NOW.

PLEASE BEAR IN MIND:  My choices are strictly personal and therefore based on superficial criteria (the best kind sometimes).  This my blog and I can judge if I want to.  Yeah-yuh!

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Season 1: Um…yeah…this is Twilight Zone territory for me so I’m gonna let it go.

If anyone else wants to jump in here feel free! Seriously, did anyone out there watch Season 1?

But I WILL say, that I watched the “movie” Eddie McGee was in (“The Angel”) and thought he was pretty good even if the storyline is bizarre.  AND, he is clearly down with the Asians.  Well, the Chinese.

I’ve included the movie below, it’s just over seven minutes yet the last minute+ is all credits.  Interesting.

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Season 2:  Good season, but CBS still hadn’t worked out all the kinks (understatement).

THEN

Least Favorite: Kent Blackwelder

Favorite: Monica Bailey

It’s amazing to see “where” people are now in their lives after this season…I still love Monica, but…my new fav has changed.

NOW

Least Favorite: Krista Stegall

Favorite: Nicole Nilson

Clearly my least fav has changed as well, for several reasons. My new fav Nicole is one of the realest and sanest people to come out of Season 2. Trust me.

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Season 3: The season that popped my Big Brother cherry, more or less. I think when I saw Marcellas get booted the way he did I realized “I could totally win a show like this”.  Poor Marcellas.

THEN

Least Favorite: Amy Crew

Favorite: Danielle Reyes

I have always said and always will say that Daniele got cheated out of winning this season.  She is one of the most hardcore woman to have played this game and she GETS IT.

NOW

Least Favorite: Tonya Paoni

Favorite: Danielle Reyes

I never liked Tonya on the show, but I like her even less/the least now.  Even TMZ agrees…loser.

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Season 4: I will refrain from choosing myself as my favorite person.

Forever Least Favorite: Alison Irwin.  It probably served me right having to stay in that house with her until the very last day, when she lost to me, I disliked her so much.  And I never ever got the whole “my last name spelled backwards is winner” thing she used to say all the time.  Um, no, it does not.  Your last name spelled backwards is “N-I-W-R-I”.   And because I am that OCD I googled “NIWRI” just to see what would happen and I stumbled upon www.niwri.com which has nothing to do with Ali and actually led me to nothing.  After wasting 37 seconds on the site I STILL don’t know what the company actually does.  NIWRI blows, and they can now thank me for the twelve or so extra hits they’ll get on their website.

Forever Favorite:: Jack Owens. I CANNOT say enough about this man because I adore him (and his family) so much.

I still have the t-shirt he lent me during the “Steel Cage Match” competition because he MAILED IT TO ME after the show.

Sigh.  I love him.

Let’s all relive the moment I peed in the cage…about three and half minutes into the video below…

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Season 5: I was still pretty traumatized from my own season but I watched.  It’s funny though, I watched it from a different perspective because I now knew what it was really like to be in that house.

THEN

Least Favorite: Holly King

Favorite: Marvin Latimer

And then I realized Holly was annoying but harmless therefore…

NOW

Least Favorite: Jase Wirey

Favorite: Marvin Latimer

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Season 6: One of my favorite seasons actually.  So much drama but it all worked somehow.

THEN

Least Favorite: Eric “Cappy” Littman

Favorite: Kaysar Ridha

And like Season 2, I changed my mind completely on my fav/least fav after the season was over…

NOW

Least Favorite: Maggie Ausburn

Favorite: Janelle Pierzina

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Season 7: AKA “All-Stars” although we know not all of them are “stars”…

Least Favorite: Erika Landin (Yes, even more so than Alison.)

Favorite: Janelle Pierzina

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Season 8: This season was bizarre, even “dark” if that makes any sense to you all.  It had less of a “summer fun” feel to show than usual.  It was different. But I appreciate different…

THEN

Least Favorite: Jen “Red Unitard” Johnson

Favorite: Evel (YES it’s Evel not “Evil”) Dick Donato

I kinda like Jen now (for the show itself).  Infuriatingly annoying but interesting. She tried to pull of BB2 Danielle’s villainous role but it didn’t quite work.  Nice try though.

NOW

Least Favorite: Amber Siyavus

Favorite: Evel Dick Donato

I guess her anti-semitic “slurs” (yes, they were “bad” but I have heard worse really) in the house were nothing compared to what she had planned after the show.  If Amber cried that much when she was on the show, I can’t imagine how much she’s crying now that she’s on the lam (I’ve always wanted to say that…”on the lam”…).

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Season 9: This season should have ended Big Brother’s life.  I’m surprised it didn’t.  “Retards”.

THEN

Least Favorite: Adam, Alex, Allison, Amanda, Chelsia, Jacob, James, Jen, Joshuah, Matt, Natalie, Neil, Parker, Ryan, Sharon, Sheila, Chenbot, Moonves, CBS and anyone affiliated with CBS aka responsible for putting this season on (I don’t care how last-minute it was)

NOW

Least Favorite: Jen, Adam, Matt, TBD

(don’t ask why I chose this specific silhouette, I just did)

I realize Jen didn’t BREAK THE LAW like Adam and Matt, but , she is among my least favs for Season 9.

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Season 10: This season was a little odd for me, maybe because it followed such a season of trash?  I feel like some of this season’s HGs were casting leftovers from Season 9.

THEN

Least Favorite: April Dowling

Favorite: Dan Gheesling

Btw was anyone else surprised when April and Ollie started doing each other (a lot)?!?

NOW

Least Favorite: April Dowling

Favorite: Renny Martin

Renny grew on me, even AFTER the season was over…she doesn’t give a Big Brother fuck and I love her.

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Season 11: I really really enjoyed this season. Maybe because there more people I LIKED than there were people I disliked.  And I didn’t have that Season 9 and 10.

THEN

Least Favorite: Natalie Martinez

Favorite: Jeff Schroeder

Jeff replaced my all-time BB crush Roddy Mancuso this summer. I so lusted after Jeff this season…and I really shouldn’t be using past tense.  I still find him pretty hot (second only to my husband of course).

NOW

Least Favorite: Chima Simone

Favorite: Jeff Schroeder

I can’t stand quitters.  You can call it a thousand different things, but what Chima ultimately did was QUIT.  I mean, who quits Big Brother?! Survivor I understand…

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Season 12: Ahhhh, our last season before we get our next season of Big Brother on!  BB12 was not perfect (thank goodness we got plenty of entertainment from Brenchel) but it was a made-for-tv season!

THEN

Least Favorite: Matt Hoffman

Favorite: Ragan Fox

Matt rubbed me (not literally) the wrong way for whatever reason, I thought he was trying to force “I am cool” on us while he was on the show and I was NOT buying it. He rubs me a little better now though.

NOW

Least Favorite: Rachel Reilly aka Brenchel

Favorite: Britney Haynes

I kinda appreciate Britney’s entertaining me during the season and then the fact that she returned to her real life unlike, ahem, some Big Brother monsters…tacky, tacky, tacky Brenchel…

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I feel like I just carried a baby for 9 months and popped it out here.  My first Big Brother baby.

Thanks for making me work so hard @Danthebbfan:

Always dishing, Jun