I’m behind on the Big Brother Canada viewing, but I have been reading and hearing the gist of goings-on this season, including the woes of Alec’s penis reveal and tattoos being etched into showmance skin. The shit I see on Twitter is incredible. I’m grateful there was no such thing as Twitter when I was on the show a decade ago.
A decade. Ouch. Let’s make this check-in as painless as possible.
There are six HGs gone and Topaz is currently HOH.
According to Age: Apparently age has less to do with evictions this season, because the first six evicted HGs range in age. I guess Andrew didn’t need to worry about lying about his age after all.
According to Most Likeable: Well, the three I disliked the most on first impression are gone. And some people I thought would be more likeable, I don’t like anymore proving none of this matters. But it’s awesome that I got a Triple X on this category!
According to Most Likely To Get In A Fight: This is also a flop. There haven’t been many “huge” fights this season minus Alec’s post-penile meltdown. It’s always easy to say “there wasn’t much to see it was so small,” but I didn’t see it first-hand so I can’t say.
According to Most Likely To Showmance: Well. I was off about Danielle and Kat, but those I put on the higher end of showmanceship have fallen off into evicted abyss. I will admit the Topaz and Alec thing came as a surprise. And I didn’t think Jillian would be on Emmett so fast, but it makes sense given her needing to rebound off some new boner. I wonder if her ex-boyfriend is watching the show.
According to Most Likely To Win: My least likely and most likely have been knocked out, which makes sense. It remains to be seen who wins, and if I just really suck at making these predictions. Probably. I will say my pick as Most Likely To Win, Suzette, has been a disappointment overall. I expected more from her, without being specific, just more.
I’m no fortune teller and since I’ve only watched three full episodes out of the twelve so far, I have some catching up to do. Maybe one day when I have free time I’ll get to the missed episodes. But first, I need to take a nap.