WARNING: This post is meant to be as dramatic as it reads. It’s pre-season mayhem for Big Brother 15!
“The Big Brother MVP will force the houseguests to rethink their strategies. With America rewarding good game play, it doesn’t pay to be a floater this summer,” said Allison Grodner and Rich Meehan, Executive Producers of BIG BROTHER.
Back to the message…
There are two things wrong with the message, and one thing right.
RIGHT: “The Big Brother MVP will force the houseguests to rethink their strategies…” ABSOLUTELY. This whole BBMVP scheme will definitely force HGs to rethink their strategies. Duh. Just like the reveal of X-Factor made me rethink my strategy…and other twists that followed.
WRONG: “With America rewarding good game play…” NO. NO. NO. When you open up anything anywhere to a public vote, you can’t dare assume what the public will or will not do. “America” will do what it wants to do because they can once you give them the vote. To assume America will vote for good game play is like assuming a cat lady’s vibrating dildo is really just a back massager. Wait. Huh? Yeah. Exactly. If CBS wanted to appease the population of Big Brother Cat Ladies they should have just given the green light for more web series featuring cat lady favorites.
WRONG: “…it doesn’t pay to be a floater this summer.” NO. NO. NO. Unless there’s some Hunger Games scheme going on where floaters are executed, it’s impossible NOT to have floaters in the game…let alone in the real world. Darwin would agree with me, I’m sure. What needs to happen here is that “a floater” be replaced with “spineless” or “clueless” this summer…or something like that. The term “floater” has been misused and downtrodden and now CBS is making it a dirty word.
Now, the whole HOH having to nominate 3 HGs? That’s way more interesting and conducive to “good game play”… The BBMVP scheme sounds like a renamed and rebranded Pandora’s Box. Obviously, we should all wait and see what CBS has in store for us since they’re promising to explain everything later. But for now, let’s dish and be uber dramatic!
Update: For the 4th eviction America gets to be the MVP and vote for the third nominee.