Jun Dishes

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Candice’s Earrings

It’s high time I dedicate 408 words to Candice’s Earrings. Candice Stewart who’s been accused of sitting on hats, and worse if you can believe it, this will always be slayer of earrings to me.

Wikipedia tells us that “Ear piercing is one of the oldest known forms of body modification, with artistic and written references from cultures around the world dating back to early history.

Wikipedia also gives us seven “modern” forms of earrings, but Candice wears only one form.

Dangle earrings – Dangle earrings are designed to flow from the bottoms of the earlobes, and are available in various lengths from a centimeter or two, all the way to brushing the shoulders…”

 

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I know I have to be missing a few or ten other pairs of earrings that Candice managed to fit in her suitcase when packing for Big Brother 15…please do send them in to me if you have screenshots.

Let’s all take a minute to think about Candice and her ears though, because I can think of so many scenarios where she’d come in handy.

– I’d have loved to have her around six months ago so I could hang Noah’s pacifiers and bibs to Candice’s ears. There’s never a bib or pacifier around when you need one when you’re juggling a dozen other mommy things!

– I’d love to have her around when I’m decorating my Christmas tree so Davy and I could form an assembly line using Candice’s ears to hang extra ornaments on. If you don’t have an extra set of hands no worries because Candice’s ears can hold stuff!

– I’d love to have her around when I’m frying vegetable tempura because I could just lay paper towels around Candice’s feet and hang my pieces of tempura on her ears drip-dry the oil out of them. Less oil less fat for us!

– Candice’s ears could also dangle convenient little things things like keys to handcuffs during sex, because don’t we always misplace them at some point?!

I hope you’ll share some of your uses for Candice’s ears with me because I know you all have some thoughts on this! Personally, I’d like to know what Candice left behind to fit all her earrings into the two bags she’s allowed to pack for the house. I’d also like to know how she was allowed to bring some of those deadly weapons into the house considering I was barely allowed my cuticle cutter.

If Candice does end up going this week I hope she “keys” GinaMarie’s photo of Nick with one of her earrings.

I kid…I kid…I can hope…

Always dishing,

Jun

 

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13 comments

  • A weapon was the first thing I thought when I saw those cross earrings!! Geesh! They don’t allow them knives, but they allow those things in there? SMH.

  • u know I love to cook so 1st thing id do is hang the utensil rack from each ear to make it easier to grab them as needed. also as I do my son’s laundry which i love to do i’d have a place to hang the hangers while folding his clothes. being i love to fish id like to borrow a few to use to catch some bass and crappies. also it would be a good place to hang the lures my brother makes. it would also serve as a good place to hang my dishtowels i use when drying the dishes for all the cooking i do. the pink cloth pair could actually be used as a dish rag. i also have plenty of medals for my work I do in my community and it would be nice to have a place to hang them. i’m sure i’d give her ears a workout 😉

  • Natalie Counts on August 5, 2013 at 4:30 pm said:

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    She’ll probably make a custom pair of earrings out of two of her Big Brother keys when she leaves the house…

  • Seannea on August 5, 2013 at 4:40 pm said:

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    Hmmmmm, I think the cross earrings should be passed to Mcrae and they can be used for his protection. Amanda seems determined to suck the life out of him.

  • Peg Rejent on August 5, 2013 at 4:59 pm said:

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    Candice’s earrings are her “thing” – her trademark, her signature.

    However, her large earrings cannot even begin to compete with the bigness and substance of her good heart. I hope Candice and her earrings stay this week

  • LoveableNiki on August 5, 2013 at 8:30 pm said:

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    HAHAHA…I am going to post a photo of a pair of my earrings on Twitter to see what you think.

  • I would hang our car keys on Candice’s ears so I would never have to utter or hear “Where are my damn keys” again. The earrings would also provide endless entertainment for our cat as she tiring of her current cat toys.

  • I love her earrings in the center picture. I never wear them, but if she enjoys them, then more power to her!

    I have to guess that she doesn’t own a cat. 😛

  • Kristin S. on August 7, 2013 at 12:07 am said:

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    I really hope she makes earrings out of something from the Big Brother House, some props or something. Ooohhh,maybe from Nick’s things (hat, shorts), lol, okay that was evil, sorry.

  • In addition to paper towels, my other kitchen must-have is tongs. I have them in all shapes, sizes and materials but they are never there when something is sizzling in the oil and the smoke alarm is going off. I would be ever so grateful to hang a set of tongs from Candice’s lovely ears!

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